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Capybara Playing With Puppies May Be the Cutest Thing You’ll See Today
Okay, maybe we shouldn't say "playing with puppies." Maybe we should say "tolerating being pestered by puppies." Regardless ... SQUEEEE!! It's no secret that we love capybaras (proof), and Cheesecake likes to foster puppies at the animal rescue where she…
Guy Doesn’t Share Ice Cream With Girlfriend, Becomes Instant Internet Celebrity Jerk
This guy is so totally busted. He thought he could get away with not giving one tiny spoonful of mint chocolate chip ice cream to his girlfriend at a basketball game, but now everybody knows it, thanks to a hilarious play-by-play by Isaiah Thomas and C-Webb.
Twitter Split on Lindsay Lohan Trial
Lindsay Lohan managed to show up to court almost an hour late this morning, after taking an overnight flight on a private jet sponsored by an energy drink from New York to LA. She got glitter-bombed on the way in, so at least she's looking fabulous.
Delicious Things Columbia Students Could Make With Their Stolen Nutella
Apparently students at Columbia University are just like the rest of us, at least to the extent that they can't resist stealing massive quantities of Nutella whenever they get the chance.
Beachgoers Form Human Chain to Save Drowning Boy
If your morning commute on public transportation has you convinced that all people are basically terrible, you need to watch this video. Right. Now.
Dubstep Peter Dinklage Remix Just in Time for ‘Game of Thrones’
At this point we aren't even trying to hide the fact that we're basically foaming at the mouth for 'Game of Thrones' to pick back up on March 31st. Here is what is going to help us get through the day today. It's a dubstep remix of Peter Dinklage, AKA Tyrion Lannister AKA th…
FBI Was Really Serious When It Labeled Juggalos a Gang
Remember when the FBI included Juggalos in their National Gang Threat Assessment, thus effectively labeling the rabid followers of the clown rock band the Insane Clown Posse a gang? It turns out, they were mostly trying to bust the Juggalos for racketeering. It had *nothing* to do with their terribl…
Porn Stars Before and After Makeup Will Blow Your Mind
First of all, we would like to apologize for any inconvenience this may cause you in your ... personal time. But we think these photos of porn stars with and without makeup are worth sharing. Totally SFW, they just might blow your mind. The photos come from a professional makeup artist who shares th…
Here’s a Bunch of Cats Being Total Jerks
The internet has a longstanding, undisputed love of cats. Just because we love something doesn't mean we have to think it's perfect, though. Cats, for example, in addition to being cuddly and adorable, are basically huge jerks.
Shaq Finally Gets Revenge on Aaron Carter
Years after being brutally schooled in the Aaron Carter music video 'That's How I Beat Shaq,' Shaq is back, and he wants revenge.