We may be similar to monkeys, but who knew bears were so similar to us?

Check out this bear, strolling around an otherwise ordinary New Jersey cul-de-sac. He's walking around on two paws, like a human.

More importantly, he's walking around like he's the mayor of the block, looking into a garbage can, presumably to see if the neighbors have any crumbs from the family-sized bag of Rold Gold left or any final drops of a room temperature 'Share a Coke with Kevin' bottle to wash it down.

Of course, there's also the possibility this is fake, too, right? Right?!