Man Who Cannot Stop Burping Needs Your Help
This man is in need of help, and he is reaching out to everyone.
He has a condition in which he can't stop burping. He's probably not the best guest at society parties and any plans he had on public speaking are pretty much out the window. But you just know every frat brother in America would love to hang with him. So, there's that.
In all seriousness, though, he's a veteran with no insurance and he's at a complete loss as to what's causing this, so he's taking a leap of faith and reaching out to anyone who may able to clue him in.
We say best wishes and hopefully the problem can be rectified.