If you saw Matt Damon play a less than desirable version of himself in this weekend’s House of Lies , you would think that he’s dropped his water.org charity for something that will get him another Oscar. It was all for show, though: Damon has just released a new PSA for water.org where he holds a fake press conference, saying: “In protest of this global tragedy, until this issue is resolved, until everyone has access to clean water and sanitation, I will not go to the bathroom. Say no to toilets.” The clip isn’t without its more serious moments, including Damon sharing the startling fact that “more people have cellphones than toilets“ in the world.