North  Carolina state representatives have introduced a bill that would “clarify“ state law to specifically prohibit the baring of women’s breasts, which would include what has beoome known as 'nipple slips' on live television broadcasts. Women worried about showing too much of their “private area“ should use pasties, or perhaps duct tape. The proposed legislation, House Bill 34, would make it a Class H felony to expose “external organs of sex and of excretion, including the nipple, or any portion of the areola, of the human female breast.“