nigel hayes

It sounds like something out of Urban Dictionary, fo shizzle, but there is a long history behind the word "syzygy."  And yes, it is a real word.  (Note that your author acknowledges that at least one phrase in this paragraph is being used incorrectly, or at least inappropriately for her age.  We press on, nonetheless.)

Hopefully, Nigel Hayes' timing is better the next time he's on the court.