Washington, DC (WIBX) - A petition on the White House website urging the deportation of CNN talk show host Piers Morgan has been countered by another online petition on the same site, this one calling for the United States to keep Morgan.

No, we are not making this up.  The official petition, with only a few hundred signatures so far, reads: "We want to keep Piers Morgan in the USA.  There are two very good reasons for this. Firstly, the first amendment. Second and the more important point. No one in the UK wants him back. Actually there is a third. It will be hilarious to see how loads of angry Americans react."

The winner in this debate is clearly Morgan, who is receiving more recognition than he has in quite some time.