The legendary late night host David Letterman will officially retire on Wednesday, May 20th, 2015 at 11:30 p.m. on CBS and in tribute to Dave, here's our list of the best Top 10 Lists of all time.

 

  • 10

    Top 10 Least Popular Christmas Carols (1995)

    Featuring the Late Show Christmas Carolers

    Least Popular Christmas Carols

    10 -  "I Saw Mommy Marry Larry King"

    9 -  "Boris the Red-Nosed Yeltsin Had an 86-Proof Nose"

    8 -  "Im Searching For the Real Killers With Every Round of Golf I Play"

    7 -  "Oh, Hillary, Oh, Hillary, You're Going to Jail for One-to-Three"

    6 -  "Influenza, Influenza, Influenza, Influenza"

    5 -  "O Little Network CBS How Still We See Thee Lie"

    4 -  "Frosty the Crackhead Had a Crack Pipe Full of Crack"

    3 -  "I Have an Irregular Heartbeat Pa-Rum-Pum-Pum-Pum"

    2 -  "O.J. Is Free Although He's Prob'ly Guilty"

    1 -  "Good King Clinton Dropped His Pants in a Cheap Hotel Room"

    (Source: Top Ten Lists from LATE SHOW with DAVID LETTERMAN)

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  • 9

    Top 10 California Names (1996)

    The program was taped on May 7, 1996 in San Francisco.

  • 8

    Top 10 Ways the Country Would be Different if Brittany Spears Were President (2009)

    Presented by Brittany Spears in a bikini.

    10. I'd be the first President since Nixon to wear eye shadow.

    9. We would only invade fun places like Cabo

    8. Free pie for everybody.

    7. My situation room would be a cabana at the Palms Casino in Las Vegas

    6. I'd lure Osama out of hiding with the irresistible scent of my new fragrance called "Circus Fantasy"

    5. Every presidential news conference would feature costume changes

    4. America might have a more coherent fiscal strategy

    3. Challenge U.S. to put nightclub on the moon by the end of the decade

    2. Three words: Vice President Diddy

    1. Finally the media would pay some attention to me

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  • 7

    Top 10 Things Overheard at the World Chess Championship (1980s)

    Watch the video from VHS-

  • 6

    Top Ten Final Words of Osama bin Laden (2011)

    Watch the video from 2011-

  • 5

    Top Ten Thoughts Going Through Ashley Judd's Mind At This Moment - David Letterman (2015)

  • 4

    Top 10 Things Never Before Said on the Sopranos (2004)

    As voiced by the actual Sopranos characters-

  • 3

    Top 10 Things Mick Jagger Learned After 50 Years of Rock and Roll (2012)

    Featuring Mick Jagger

  • 2

    Top 10 Favorite George W. Bush Moments (2008)

  • 1

    Dave's very 'first ever' Top 10 List (Fall of 1985)

    Top 10 Words That Almost Rhyme With Peas (While it's clearly not the funniest, it's the historic moment that started it all and that's what makes it our #1)