Is ‘Syzygy’ a Real Word? What Does Syzygy Mean? [SATIRE]
It sounds like something out of Urban Dictionary, fo shizzle, but there is a long history behind the word "syzygy." And yes, it is a real word. (Note that your author acknowledges that at least one phrase in this paragraph is being used incorrectly, or at least inappropriately for her age. We press on, nonetheless.)