What Are You Doing This Friday?

Utica, NY (WIBX) - It is good to see that these gentlemen do not take themselves too seriously.

The Utica Police, in a more lighthearted moment, are apparently re-introducing a formerly beloved feature of their Facebook page, "Name that Caption."  Urging everyone to "keep it clean," they made this first offering this morning.  With a respectful nod to all of the other more serious stories out there, we could not resist sharing this.  Any ideas?